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Bitch What's The Tea!

Biiiiitttttcccchhhhh 2019 has tried to kill me, break me down, turn me into a psych patient etc. My hubby and I thought we were going to start our New Years March 1st since Jan & Feb was so trash, and boom we both ended up with the stomach flu 🤦🏽‍♀️ Let me just give y’all a glimpse of my 2019

Jan 1st- We decided to go out to celebrate New Years at a club 🏾 First and foremost, if you know me, you know I don’t really do the club, AND I WAS SICK, but I decided to thug it out for the team. We purchased a large booth (6-10ppl) for our party and ended up with a small ass couch (barely sits 3) in the MIDDLE of the dance floor because “we arrived tooooo late”

Annnnnddddd on top of that they charged some of our friends hellas to get in. Oh babbbeeyyy, I was pissed. I’m like okay, it is what it is at this point, let’s just make the best of our night. Man the DJ was so ASS. I understand that the club was mixed, but a bitch was cha-chaing for a full hour. He ain’t play shit but Latino music although we constantly requested trap music. Literally after only being in the club for about 1hr another “party” wanted to be so damn tough and we ended up getting into a physical altercation. So we got put out. Why when we was getting put out, the DJ turned on some trap music. I was PISSED, PISSED, & PISSED. This is the reason why I rather turn up in living rooms than clubs any day.

🏾 Y’all the next morning my back was hurting so damn bad, I could barely walk. I’m like damn, I didn’t even get hit, what happen. So basically Jan my back was out. On top of that I was dealing with going back to work after a vacation (y’all know what I mean) and so much extra BS. When we finally arrived back in Los Angeles (Jan 3RD) we thought our transition into our new AirbNb would be smooth. Babbbbeeeyyyy it was a whole mess. The picture posted online was NOT accurate, the apartment was nasty, and we was in the hood hood. Now I know I grew up in the hood, but this was a Mexican hood. I love the Mexicans, I swear I do, but I was nervous for several reasons I won’t disclose because I AIN’T NO SNITCH. We literally moved in less than 24hrs 🤦🏽‍♀️ We were out looking for an apartment at 11 pm. Yes, they get down like that here in LA and let me remind ya’ll that my back was still out. I was walking like I was 86. Y’all don’t understand how many Icy Hot packs I had gone through. Whew, we will start our New Year Feb 1st. I thought.

Feb- Bitch I got scammed. On the 1st! When rent was due. My heart hurts just even thinking about it. This is going to be an entire different blog because I want to save people from being in the same situation I put myself in. All business is not good business PERIDOT! You cannot trust anyone! My hubby and I had A LOT of money taken away from us that we’ve saved for years and honestly my heart is still trying to recover. I learned a lot of lessons for sure from this situation and I know God will double what we lost. So I literally spent my entire February super depressed and disappointed in myself. However, I knew there was no need for a pitty party. I had to chunk that lost up, boss up, and move on. Boom, 2 weeks later, my car started acting up. I’m like Jesus take me now. What I did, What I do, I’m sorry. What do you want from me lol

It’s fixed now. The whole February is in the trash on fire!

March 1st- My hubby and I just knew March was gone be a new start for us. Yeah, we both ended up with the stomach flu 🤦🏽‍♀️ I lost 6 pounds in two days. Omg it was horrible. When we finally got over that my hubby got admitted into the hospital for anaphylactic shock. While he was in the hospital and I was trying to be super wife,I ended up hitting a parked car 🤦🏽‍♀️ Y’all the stress! This is the second time he’s almost checked out on me and we have no idea what he’s allergic to. The first time he had cheese pizza, this time it was lobster fried rice, something ain’t adding up. The doctor told him not to eat shellfish again, yeah personally I’d probably die over some crab legs. I’m just happy he’s back happy and healthy again. We have invested in an Allergist & Epi pen now 🏾 so hopefully we can avoid the hospital for good! Thank God for hospitals and progressive insurance. I know my insurance about to shoot up though so suggest some cheaper insurance companies please. Don’t ask about me hitting a parked car, I was stressed okay!

In conclusion, our year hasn’t been the best, but we are still here! Although we went through all these situations in such a short amount of time, I’m constantly reminded of Gods grace and mercy on our lives. We are stronger than ever now. I’m not sure what God has cooked up for us, but I have faith that it’s something big. So y’all better hold on to y’all wigs because nothing else can knock me down this year. My back is strong, I’m on a long ass vacation, and I’m more motivated to become the best version of myself than I’ve ever been, and maybe that was the plan all along. Stay tuned hoes!